ACoR Group Chat

River: I can’t find Chip! I’ve looked all fucking over and I can’t fucking find him!River: Oh my god someone stole him or he wandered too farRiver: or what if he got into the ocean?!River: Now he’s drowning!River: I never taught him how to swim!River...

River: I saw Lance over at Tris’ again…Pierce: Why are you so damn nosy? Leave them alone!River: I didn’t say or do anything! I was walking Chip and he was sneaking out…Phoenix: You’re definitely nosy, River. Mind your own business.River: If they mak...

Raven: Have you guys heard anything at the shop about who would have stolen the pineapple from Aurora’s Antiques?Phoenix: Everyone’s been talking about it, but no one knows where it went.Raven: I was talking to the owner. She’s been working there for...

Phoenix: Raven, we’re only going to be gone for a day. You can leave the center to Tris for that long.Pierce: C’mon, baby. We’re already packed up and waiting for you in the Jeep.River: Chip can only wait in the car for so long, RaeRae.Raven: I’ll be...

River: What would happen if I brought home a dog?River: Hypothetically.River: Just spitballing for fun here.Phoenix: River, none of us are home enough to take care of a dog.River: We could change that. Or maybe bring it to work with us.River: It coul...

Raven: Where are my Jeep keys?Pierce: I have them.River: And I have the spare.Raven: I can’t get to work.Phoenix: We’re going to drive you from now on. Until the murderer is found.Raven: If they were going to kill someone else they would have done it...

Phoenix: Ryan said they’re about thirty minutes away. I’m heading home.Pierce: WTF why?Phoenix: They can’t get into the house if no one’s there. 🙄River: OMG Nixy used an emoji! 🎉Phoenix: I regret it now. I’ll see you all later. I’m ordering pizza bec...

River: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BITCHES!River sent a photo.Phoenix: I beg of you to keep your dick pics out of this group chat, River.River: BUT I’M PROUD NIXY BOY! I’M SO PROUD!Phoenix: I unfortunately can see just how proud you are, but I did not have to....

Raven: Just got off the phone with the hospital. They said he’s teetering on critical but will be okay.Raven: Grayson said he’d stop by and watch the Nest if we need to leave…River: Nixy boy is busy with a car atm. Being a little rough but distractin...

Phoenix: Did you see Rick Keller got run out of town by his three wives?River: He shoulda told them about each other and maybe he’d be in the same situation as RaeRaven: Don’t think it would have worked that way, Riv. This only works because you thre...

Raven: Guys I’m going to kill every single one of these flowers.Raven: HELPPierce: Little dramatic for you, Blue, but I’ll be there with a blowtorch soon. :)Raven: I don’t mean… oh my god you’re insufferable!Phoenix: Might have to give him the defini...

Pierce: Starling put a few guys on the center in street clothes.Phoenix: Security system all set up?Pierce: Still working on it.Pierce: Riv, how’s Rae?River: Sound asleep after a nice orgasm and sobbing her eyes out again.Phoenix: Maybe we should kee...

Phoenix: Just got off the phone with a lawyer. Honestly… it’s not looking good.Raven: Of course it isn’t! He hasn’t said a word and all of his friends blamed him! He didn’t do it. I know him!Pierce: Rae… we have to keep calm. Being panicked won’t hel...

Raven: Running behind.Phoenix: Same kid?Raven: Mhm… I’m worried.Phoenix: It’ll be okay, Red. I think it’s time we call social services back.Pierce: Sure, subject the child to more bullshit.River: Better than what they’re going through now.Raven: I do...

Pierce: Do we really need a secretary?Phoenix: I’m tired of answering the phone in the middle of working on a vehicle, so… yes.River: You’re the one who took away my phone privileges, Nixy-boy!Raven: You were giving too much away for free, Riv!Raven:...